I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your a pervert. I think I realized it When I changed tennis shoes. At the mental hospital and I saw you Pull the toupee off into My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I did a sex-change. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about Eggplant-fetishism .
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Mini
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Devious Comments
Dear _1_, I like _2_ and _3_. Do not touch _4_
-Max
1,2,3 and 4 are filled out by answering question, for example
1. Who is your best friend?
2. Out of the following which would you prefer to eat?
- A tennis shoe
- Florida
- A liquidised bowling ball
3. Out of the following which is most like you?
- A rat
- The moon
- Disco Stu
4. Out of the following which are you least likely to take to a wedding?
- Good will
- My pet tiger
- Florida
You then substitute the numbers for the answers
for example that would now become
Dear _1~Coo-Cu, I like Florida and The moon. Do not touch My pet tiger.
-Max
Get it now?
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-Max
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